Things Great About Being Single When You’re 30… 1. I don’t have to entertain my in-laws. 2. I don’t have to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse sixteen times a day 3. There are never any unexpected messes in my house 4. I can go wherever I want whenever I want and stay however long I want (and not just on vacations—for dinner, to shop, after school…) 5. I never have to get up in the middle of the night 6. I can lay diagonally on my bed 7. Spontaneous trips 8. There are no car seats crowding my backseat 9. I can lay on my couch in my PJ’s all day and not feel bad about it 10. I don’t have to pretend to like soccer because my kids play 11. My toilet seat is always down. 12. No learned helplessness (I can hang curtains, paint a room, fix a leaky pipe) 13. Shopping alone 14. I can “run in” somewhere in less than 5 minutes 15. It only takes me 30 minutes to get ready 16. I never have to have sex if I don’t want to 17. When I finish my laundry, the hampers are empty 18. I do laundry once a week, and it takes 3 loads. 19. I can paint my walls whatever color I choose 20. I can decorate however I want 21. I can cook (or not cook!) whatever I want for dinner 22. I can buy whatever I want when I want it (even an iPhone!) 23. No one bothers me when I am on the phone or trying to watch TV. 24. SLEEPING IN! 25. I’ll never have to drive a mini van. 26. No childcare issues 27. Total control of the remote 28. Total control of the thermostat 29. Peaceful dinners alone 30. I don’t have to worry when I eat onions, garlic, etc. 31. No toothpaste spit all over the sink 32. Bathroom privacy 33. My house is as clean (or dirty!) as I want it to be 34. I can change clothes wherever, whenever 35. I can go to bed as early or as late as I want 36. My money, my budget 37. I can do all of my laundry in an evening 38. The shower has only my sundries, and I can have three kinds of shampoo and conditioner in there and no one will complain about it! 39. I can leave my straightener and blow dryer out on the sink all the time (and my make up for that matter) 40. I only have to get myself ready for church 41. I only have to get myself into church 42. I can sleep wherever I want 43. I don’t have to stick my nose in someone’s butt to check for dirty diapers 44. If I do something ridiculous, there’s no one there to make fun of me 45. No whining in my house! 46. I only have to put up with kids when I want to 47. I can buy all of the obnoxious toys I want for my friends kids with no worry of repercussions! I bet Carter would LOVE a drum set! 48. I don’t have to clean boogers off the shower wall (I had no idea this was even an issue!) 49. The front of my refrigerator is neat and tidy 50. No one reads the Sunday paper before I do (because I like it to be neat and in order when I read it—it’s okay, I know I have OCD…) 51. I can stay at a party as long as I want 52. No abandonment issues 53. I don’t have to referee all day 54. I can have a drink without my kids telling me it’s bad 55. I can read a book without the TV on 56. I can walk through the house knowing that when I stop, a line full of kids won’t run into me. 57. Only white solid lights on my Christmas tree 58. I can use the computer without someone crawling on my lap and banging the keys. 59. During a Parent/Teacher conference for a child who is misbehaving, I am always on the other side of the table! 60. No one tells me I am mean because I can’t afford to treat them like a mini-celeb 61. There’s no one around who thinks farting is funny.
So I am officially 30 years old, and you know what? It feels great! I honestly have the best group of friends a girl could ask for! On the big day, we had big plans to go to a new piano bar in Lexington. The girls had Bunko until 9, so the guys went early to reserve a table. Somewhere during the course of the night, I got a stomach bug (I know, I know, on my birthday!!! How much does that suck?) and we had to cancel at the last minute. Everyone went home with the hopes we'd reschedule soon. What is so great about that? you may ask. Well, all I can say is that I guess a little bit of the old me had resurfaced and thought they'd just go out without me. Autumn asked, "Did you really think we'd have your birthday celebration while you were home sick?" It's a ridiculous thought, I know, but I think that maybe, just maybe, on my 30th birthday, God gave me the gift of letting me know just how great my friends are.
Proud supporter of Jesus, public education, STLP and the Kentucky Wildcats. Constantly campaigning for Aunt of the Year. I will beat you in Friends Trivia and it will not even be close.