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Monday, November 10, 2008

The List is Finished!!!!

A big THANK YOU to everyone who helped me with this... I don't have it so bad after all! 
30 Things Great About Being Single…
1. I don’t have to entertain my in-laws.
2. I don’t have to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse sixteen times a day
3. There are never any unexpected messes in my house
4. I can go wherever I want whenever I want and stay however long I want
5. I never have to get up in the middle of the night
6. I can lay diagonally on my bed
7. Spontaneous trips
8. There are no car seats crowding my backseat
9. I can lay on my couch in my PJ’s all day and not feel bad about it
10. I don’t have to pretend to like soccer because my kids play
11. My toilet seat is always down.
12. No learned helplessness (I can hang curtains, paint a room, fix a leaky pipe)
13. Shopping alone
14. I can “run in” somewhere in less than 5 minutes
15. It only takes me 30 minutes to get ready
16. Sex is on my schedule
17. When I finish my laundry, the hampers are empty
18. I can decorate however I want
19. I can cook (or not cook!) whatever I want for dinner
20. I can buy whatever I want when I want it.
21. No one bothers me when I am on the phone or trying to watch TV.
22. SLEEPING IN!
23. I’ll never have to drive a mini van.
24. No childcare issues
25. Total control of the remote
26. Total control of the thermostat
27. Peaceful dinners alone
28. I don’t have to worry when I eat onions, garlic, etc.
29. No toothpaste spit all over the sink
30. Bathroom privacy

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